Funniest nigerian sayings
1. "I no be your mate, I be your senior brother/sister."
2. "Na who born monkey, na him go carry am go market."
3. "If you like, carry fire put for head, e no go burn me."
4. "Person wey dey find trouble, trouble go find am."
5. "I no send, I no send, na you sabi."
6. "If e too hot for you, go drink water."
7. "I no fit come and kill myself."
8. "Na small pikin dey rush go school, e no know say na there dem dey flog pass."
9. "Wetin concern agbero with overload?"
10. "I no dey carry last."
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1. A dog is a man's best friend.2. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.3. Every dog has its day.4. In the doghouse.5. Barking up the wrong tree.6. Let sleeping dogs lie.7. Dog tired.8. The tail wagging the dog.9. Gone to the dogs.10. Love me, love my dog.
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1. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty2. A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Cardinal Mermillod3. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning4. The i
1. In the blink of an eye, everything changed.2. Like a light switch, my perspective shifted.3. One moment I was here, the next I was there.4. Just like that, the tide turned.5. It was as if a switch had been flipped, and everything fell into place.6. In an instant, the world looked diffe
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