Funniest nigerian sayings

1. "I no be your mate, I be your senior brother/sister."

2. "Na who born monkey, na him go carry am go market."

3. "If you like, carry fire put for head, e no go burn me."

4. "Person wey dey find trouble, trouble go find am."

5. "I no send, I no send, na you sabi."

6. "If e too hot for you, go drink water."

7. "I no fit come and kill myself."

8. "Na small pikin dey rush go school, e no know say na there dem dey flog pass."

9. "Wetin concern agbero with overload?"

10. "I no dey carry last."

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Funny wall plaques with sayings

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Evil eye protection sayings

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