Funniest redneck sayings
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
3. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
5. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup under a red wagon."
6. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
7. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
8. "I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
9. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
10. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
Above is Funniest redneck sayings.
1. Laissez les bons temps rouler - Let the good times roll2. Fais do-do - Go to sleep3. Cher bébé - Dear baby4. Ça c'est bon - That's good5. Fais pas chaud - It's not hot6. Cherchez la femme - Look for the woman7. Ça va bien aller - It will be fine8. Fais pas le fou - Don't act crazy
1. Más vale tarde que nunca. - Better late than never.2. A caballo regalado no se le mira el diente. - Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.3. Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente. - Out of sight, out of mind.4. En boca cerrada no entran moscas. - Silence is golden.5. A mal tiempo, buena
1. May the peace of Christ be with you always.2. God bless and keep you until we meet again.3. Go in peace and may God's love guide your path.4. May the Lord watch over you and protect you.5. Until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.6. May the grace of God go with you
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1. Hindsight is always 20/20.2. Better late than never.3. It's never too late to learn from your mistakes.4. Regret is a powerful teacher.5. Sometimes the best lessons come from unexpected places.6. The past is a great place to visit, but not a good place to stay.7. Mistakes are proof t
1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my own competition after all.2. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am too fabulous for you to handle.3. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Oh wait, it's me!4. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why do I always look so good in your reflection?5.
1. I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the rough.2. I'm not a slice, I'm a banana ball.3. I may be small, but I've got big dimples.4. I'm not in the sand trap, I'm just taking a beach vacation.5. I'm not a shank, I'm just practicing my ricochet shots.6. I may be a ball, but I've got a lot of
1. Life is short, take the trip.2. Adventure awaits, go find it.3. Travel far enough, you meet yourself.4. Collect moments, not things.5. Escape the ordinary, embrace the extraordinary.6. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.7. Wander often, wonder always.8. Vacation
1. Serendipity2. Resilience3. Harmony4. Wanderlust5. Euphoria6. Bliss7. Radiance8. Jubilant9. Tranquility10. Enigma
1. Creativity is intelligence having fun.2. Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.3. Every artist was first an amateur.4. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.5. The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our sou