Funniest sayings in the world
Here are a few funny sayings that might make you chuckle:
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my feet."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
Above is Funniest sayings in the world.
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