Funniest sayings on t shirts
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee."
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
9. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
Above is Funniest sayings on t shirts.
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