Funniest stupid sayings
1. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
2. "I'm not the brightest bulb in the crayon box."
3. "I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed."
4. "I'm not the brightest crayon in the box."
5. "I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
6. "I'm not the brightest star in the sky."
7. "I'm not the sharpest tack in the box."
8. "I'm not the brightest penny in the fountain."
9. "I'm not the sharpest marble in the bag."
10. "I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree."
Above is Funniest stupid sayings.
1. When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place. - Unknown2. Hopelessness is like a dark cloud that blocks out the sun, but remember, the sun is always shining behind the clouds. - Unknown3. Even in the darkest moments, there is always a glimmer of hope.
1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry... like, all the time at the beach. 2. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 3. I'm not a strong swimmer, but I can float like a boss. 4. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves. 5. I'm in a serious relationship with the ocean. It's tide and
1. Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally - for remembering the order of operations in math (Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication and Division, Addition and Subtraction).2. Keep, Change, Change - for remembering how to subtract fractions (Keep the first fraction, Change the operation to addition, Ch
May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back.
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and fellow citizens,Today, I stand before you not just as a speaker, but as a messenger of truth, a warrior of justice, and a champion of change. The time for complacency is over, the time for action is now.We live in a world filled with challenges, injustices,
1. The media is the message.2. Information is power, and the media is its messenger.3. In a world of noise, the media is the signal.4. The media shapes our reality.5. From news to entertainment, the media is our window to the world.6. The media: where truth meets perception.7. In the ag
1. Ignoring the elephant in the room won't make it disappear.2. Addressing the elephant in the room is the first step to resolving the issue.3. Sometimes we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room before we can move forward.4. The elephant in the room may be uncomfortable to talk about,
1. Two peas in a pod2. Third time's a charm3. Fourth time lucky4. Five o'clock shadow5. Six of one, half a dozen of the other6. Lucky number seven7. On cloud nine8. Behind the eight ball9. Dressed to the nines10. Perfect ten
1. An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi2. The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius3. Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Proverb4. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius5. The
1. BRB, gotta go AFK for a bit.2. ASL? ;)3. OMG, I can't believe that just happened!4. TTFN - Ta ta for now!5. LOL, that's so funny!6. TTYL - Talk to you later!7. GTG - Got to go!8. ROFL, that's hilarious!9. WBU - What about you?10. BBL - Be back later!