1. "Crazier than a road lizard on a unicycle."
2. "As useful as a chocolate teapot."
3. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "Happier than a clam at high tide."
5. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
7. "Colder than a witch's kiss."
8. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
9. "Slower than molasses in January."
10. "Crazy as a soup sandwich."
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1. A true friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard2. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. - Edna Buchanan3. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. - C.S. Lewis4. In the
Pattinathar, also known as Thiruvalluvar, was a Tamil poet and philosopher who is known for his profound sayings and teachings. Some of his famous sayings include:1. Do good and good will come to you.2. The greatest wealth is contentment.3. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.4. Even a
1. I feel like I'm drowning in my own thoughts.2. I can't seem to find a way out of this darkness.3. I'm lost in a sea of confusion and despair.4. I'm struggling to keep my head above water.5. I feel like I'm being crushed under the weight of my emotions.6. I'm trapped in a cycle of negat
1. A child's love is pure and unconditional.2. Children fill our hearts with joy and love.3. The love of a child is like a ray of sunshine.4. A child's love is the most precious gift.5. In a child's eyes, you can see the purest form of love.6. Children teach us the true meaning of love.7
1. Sleep tight, little one, and dream sweet dreams.2. May your dreams be filled with magic and wonder.3. Time to rest your head and let your imagination soar.4. The stars are shining bright, just like you. Goodnight!5. Close your eyes and drift off to a land of adventure.6. As you sleep,
1. Halfway to another year older, but still as fabulous as ever!2. Celebrating the halfway mark with half the candles!3. Six months older, six months wiser - happy half birthday!4. Halfway to the next milestone, but fully enjoying the journey!5. Half the age, double the fun - happy half bir
1. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - 1 Corinthians 13:4 (Bible)2. And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquility with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts).
1. Cheers to 21 years!2. Finally legal at 21!3. Turning 21 and having fun!4. Twenty-one and ready to party!5. 21 and oh so fun!6. A toast to 21 years of life!7. Legal age, 21 on the stage!8. Twenty-one and loving life!9. Celebrating 21 in style!10. Feeling 21 and fabulous!11. 21
1. Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time,' is like saying, 'I don't want to.' - Lao Tzu2. Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back. - Harvey MacKay3. The trouble i
1. Stress is the trash of modern life - we all generate it but if you don't dispose of it properly, it will pile up and overtake your life. - Danzae Pace2. Don't let your mind bully your body into believing it must carry the burden of its worries. - Astrid Alauda3. The greatest weapon against s