Funniy sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

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Adult coloring sayings

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Christmas sayings for church marquee

1. Jesus is the reason for the season!2. Let your light shine this Christmas.3. Wise men still seek Him.4. Joy to the world, the Lord has come!5. Emmanuel, God with us.6. Peace on earth, goodwill to all.7. Rejoice! A Savior is born.8. The greatest gift of all was born in a manger.9.

Positive future sayings

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Funny 4th july quotes sayings

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Cute sayings for holiday gifts

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Inspirational sayings and quotes

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Birthday sayings beatles

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Gut instinct sayings

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Sayings about grass being greener

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