Funny 2015 quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with an appetite."
Above is Funny 2015 quotes and sayings.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - E
1. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra2. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Fred Wilcox3. It ain't over 'til it's over. - Yogi Berra4. Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand. - Leo Durocher5. Every strike brings me closer
1. I'm not a care bear, I'm a don't-care bear.2. I care as much as a cat cares about your feelings.3. I'm on a strict 'don't care' diet.4. I'm fluent in sarcasm, not caring.5. I'm in the 'I don't give a flock' mindset.6. I'm at the 'I couldn't care less' spa.7. I'm on the 'zero cares gi
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1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and good luck.2. Wishing you all the luck and happiness this Christmas season.3. May the spirit of Christmas bring you good luck and blessings.4. Sending you good luck vibes for a magical Christmas.5. May the magic of Christmas bring you good
1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. New year, new beginnings, new opportunities. 3. May the new year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! - Aleister Crowley4. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
1. Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days! - The Lion King2. Adventure is out there! - Up3. Just keep swimming! - Finding Nemo4. To infinity and beyond! - Toy Story5. A dream is a wish your heart makes. - Cinderella6. Let it go, let it go! - Frozen7. The bare neces
1. If I were you, I'd be me.2. You gotta be confident, but not too confident.3. You can't spell 'Jake' without 'ake'.4. Amir, you're a diva.5. I'm not saying I'm better than you, I'm just saying I'm better than you.6. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my bes
恭喜發財，身體健康 (gung hei faat choi, san tai gin hong) - This Cantonese saying translates to Congratulations and be prosperous, may you have good health. It is a common greeting during Chinese New Year to wish someone good health and prosperity.
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Strength and Courage3. Live Free4. Only God Can Judge Me5. Fearless6. Dream Big7. Love Conquers All8. Never Give Up9. Inhale the Future, Exhale the Past10. Find Your Purpose