Funny 30th birthday sayings for him

1. "Turning 30 is like reaching the top of the hill...and realizing there's a whole mountain ahead!"

2. "30 is the new 20...but with more responsibilities and fewer all-nighters."

3. "Happy 30th! May your hairline stay intact and your waistline stay in check."

4. "30 is the age when you start to appreciate naps more than parties."

5. "They say life begins at 30...so get ready for the real adventure to begin!"

6. "30 is when you start to realize that 'adulting' is just a fancy word for 'winging it'."

7. "Happy 30th! May your jokes get funnier, your hangovers get easier, and your wisdom grow exponentially."

8. "30 is the age when you start to worry more about your cholesterol than your dating profile."

9. "Welcome to the dirty thirties...where your back hurts more than your head after a night out."

10. "30 is the perfect age...old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

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