Funny 35th birthday sayings
1. "35 and still alive, barely!"
2. "Turning 35 is like turning 25 with 10 years of experience."
3. "At 35, I'm officially in my 'prime'... rib-eating years."
4. "Age is just a number, but 35 is a pretty big one!"
5. "35 and thriving... well, surviving at least!"
6. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm already having a blast at 35!"
7. "35 is the new 25... with a few more wrinkles and a lot more wisdom."
8. "Here's to 35 years of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories!"
9. "35 and fabulous... or at least trying to convince myself of that!"
10. "They say 35 is the new 25, but my back disagrees."
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