Funny 40 sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally witty."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
11. "I'm not a chef, I just love to eat."
12. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time."
13. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives."
14. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of memories."
15. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
16. "I'm not a control freak, I just know the right way to do things."
17. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl in denial."
18. "I'm not always late, but when I am, I make it fashionably late."
19. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
20. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring new paths."
21. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at getting caught."
22. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a TV enthusiast."
23. "I'm not a snacker, I'm a connoisseur of fine foods."
24. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
25. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just taking a break."
26. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a sense of humor."
27. "I'm not a neat freak, I just appreciate cleanliness."
28. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I just like to be informed about my health."
29. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
30. "I'm not a night owl, I'm a star gazer."
31. "I'm not a snob, I just have refined tastes."
32. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm just dedicated to my job."
33. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
34. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a breakfast enthusiast."
35. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a discerning palate."
36. "I'm not a party animal, I'm a social butterfly."
37. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for inspiration to strike."
38. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just preparing for the worst."
39. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just like things done right."
40. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
Above is Funny 40 sayings.