Funny 40 year old sayings
1. "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."
2. "At 40, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be. But my forgetter is working just fine!"
3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
4. "Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius."
5. "Life begins at 40... and so do the aches and pains."
6. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."
7. "I'm not 40, I'm 39.95 plus tax."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
9. "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."
10. "At 40, I've learned that the secret to staying young is lying about your age!"
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1. Sly as a fox.2. Crazy like a fox.3. Cunning as a fox.4. Quick as a fox.5. Clever as a fox.6. Outfoxed.7. Running with the foxes.8. Crazy like a fox in a henhouse.9. Foxy lady.10. Foxy grandpa.
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