Funny 40th birthday quotes and sayings
1. "Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius."
2. "At 40, you're not old, you're just a classic."
3. "Life begins at 40... but so do the grey hairs."
4. "40 is the new 20, but with more wisdom and less energy."
5. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm still waiting for the fun to start!"
6. "40: the age where you start to appreciate naps more than parties."
7. "Turning 40 is a piece of cake... that you can't eat because of your metabolism."
8. "Forty and fabulous... just like fine wine, getting better with age."
9. "40 is when you finally start to embrace your inner grumpy old person."
10. "Forty is the perfect age... to start lying about your age!"
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