Funny 40th wedding anniversary sayings
1. "40 years of marriage and we still haven't killed each other. That's true love!"
2. "Forty years together and we still haven't run out of things to argue about!"
3. "Happy 40th anniversary! Who would have thought we'd make it this far without getting sick of each other?"
4. "Cheers to 40 years of putting up with each other's nonsense!"
5. "40 years of marriage and we're still not sick of each other... well, most of the time."
6. "Happy 40th anniversary! Here's to another 40 years of tolerating each other's quirks."
7. "Forty years of marriage and we've finally figured out how to make each other laugh... most of the time."
8. "Happy 40th anniversary! Who knew we'd still be putting up with each other after all these years?"
9. "40 years of marriage and we've learned that love is about putting up with each other's bad jokes."
10. "Cheers to 40 years of marriage and still managing to find each other attractive... most days."
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