Funny 50 apron sayings

1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

2. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in the kitchen."

3. "Kiss the cook, or bring pizza."

4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

5. "I'm too sexy for my apron."

6. "I like big bundts and I cannot lie."

7. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

8. "I'm the queen of the kitchen, bow down."

9. "I have a PhD in cooking: Pizza, hamburgers, and donuts."

10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

11. "I'm the secret ingredient in every recipe."

12. "I'm a kitchen ninja, watch out!"

13. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."

14. "I'm too hot to handle, so stay out of my kitchen."

15. "I'm the grill master, bow down to the BBQ queen."

16. "I'm not a baker, I'm a miracle worker."

17. "I'm the spice of life."

18. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

19. "I'm the apron-wearing superhero this kitchen needs."

20. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician."

21. "I'm the chef, the myth, the legend."

22. "I'm not a regular cook, I'm a culinary genius."

23. "I'm the kitchen boss, deal with it."

24. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food therapist."

25. "I'm the chef, so what's your superpower?"

26. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food wizard."

27. "I'm the kitchen queen, don't mess with me."

28. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food alchemist."

29. "I'm the master of the kitchen universe."

30. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food sorcerer."

31. "I'm the chef, the whole chef, and nothing but the chef."

32. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food guru."

33. "I'm the kitchen commander, obey my orders."

34. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food whisperer."

35. "I'm the culinary queen, bow down to me."

36. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food ninja."

37. "I'm the kitchen magician, watch me work my magic."

38. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artiste."

39. "I'm the kitchen boss, don't mess with me."

40. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food goddess."

41. "I'm the chef, the whole chef, and nothing but the chef."

42. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food wizard."

43. "I'm the kitchen commander, obey my orders."

44. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food whisperer."

45. "I'm the culinary queen, bow down to me."

46. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food ninja."

47. "I'm the kitchen magician, watch me work my magic."

48. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artiste."

49. "I'm the kitchen boss, don't mess with me."

50. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food goddess."

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