1. "70 and still fabulous!"
2. "Aged to perfection at 70!"
3. "70 is the new 50!"
4. "70 and still kicking butt!"
5. "70 and loving it!"
6. "70 and thriving, not just surviving!"
7. "70 years young and still going strong!"
8. "70 and fabulous, just like fine wine!"
9. "70 and still rocking it!"
10. "70 and still a party animal!"
Above is Funny 70th birthday cake sayings.
1. Land of the free, home of the brave.2. Red, white, and blue, happy 4th of July to you!3. Let freedom ring!4. Independence Day: Celebrating the birth of a nation.5. Fireworks, family, and freedom.6. Stars and stripes forever.7. United we stand, divided we fall.8. Liberty and justice
1. Snapchat: where your selfies are always better with a dog filter.2. Snapchat: making duck faces socially acceptable since 2011.3. Snapchat: where sending ugly selfies is a sign of true friendship.4. Snapchat: where you can look like a potato and still feel fabulous.5. Snapchat: because l
1. Wishing you a hobbit-sized birthday filled with joy and adventure!2. May your birthday be as epic as a journey through Middle Earth!3. On your special day, may you have second breakfast, elevenses, and all the hobbit treats you desire!4. Here's to a birthday filled with laughter, love, and
1. May the luck of the Irish be with you!2. Kiss me, I'm Irish!3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.5. May the road rise
1. A lying boyfriend is like a shadow, always lurking in the darkness of deceit.2. Trust is like a mirror, once broken by a lying boyfriend, it can never be the same again.3. Lies from a boyfriend are like poison, slowly killing the trust and love in a relationship.4. A lying boyfriend may th
1. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard2. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld3. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. - Edna Buchanan4. A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands wher
1. Power in the wrong hands is like a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.2. When power falls into the wrong hands, it becomes a tool of destruction rather than creation.3. The misuse of power can lead to the downfall of even the mightiest empires.4. Power in the wrong hands corrupts absolut
1. Love God, Love Others2. Faith in Action3. Building a Community of Grace4. Where Faith Meets Life5. Growing in Christ Together6. Transformed by the Word7. A Place of Hope and Healing8. United in Worship, Diverse in Service9. Sharing God's Love with All10. Living Out God's Purpos
1. I finally graduated, now I can stop pretending to pay attention in class.2. I'm not a graduate, I'm a professional student.3. I graduated with honors... and by honors, I mean I didn't get caught cheating.4. I can't believe I'm graduating, it feels like just yesterday I was failing my first
1. 30 and fabulous!2. Cheers to 30 years!3. Aged to perfection at 30!4. 30 and thriving!5. 30 is the new 20!6. Dirty 30 and loving it!7. 30 and still flirty!8. 30 and fabulous, just like fine wine!9. 30 and fabulous, just like you!10. 30 and fabulous, let's celebrate!