Funny 80 sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally sarcastic."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

11. "I'm not a grouch, I just have resting grinch face."

12. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."

13. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa spud."

14. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually gifted."

15. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time."

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