Funny 90th birthday sayings
1. "At 90, you've earned the right to forget where you put your keys... and your glasses... and your teeth."
2. "Turning 90 is like reaching the top of the hill and realizing you forgot to bring your roller skates."
3. "They say age is just a number, but at 90, that number comes with a lot of wrinkles and a few creaky joints."
4. "At 90, you've officially reached the age where your birthday candles cost more than your cake."
5. "They say the older you get, the wiser you become. At 90, you must be the wisest person in the room... if you can remember where the room is."
6. "At 90, you've lived through so many trends that you're practically a walking history book... with a few missing pages."
7. "They say laughter is the best medicine, so at 90, you must be the healthiest person around with all the jokes you've heard over the years."
8. "At 90, you've seen it all, done it all, and probably forgotten most of it... but that's what makes life interesting!"
9. "They say age is a state of mind, but at 90, that state of mind might need a little GPS to find its way back."
10. "Happy 90th birthday! May your dentures always fit, your memory stay sharp (or at least semi-functional), and your sense of humor never fade."
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