Funny aa quotes and sayings
1. "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love." - Mother Teresa
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity." - Unknown
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" - Unknown
7. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
8. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown
9. "I'm not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me." - Unknown
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... again." - Unknown
Above is Funny aa quotes and sayings.
1. But first, coffee.2. Rise and grind.3. Coffee is always a good idea.4. Life begins after coffee.5. Espresso yourself.6. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.7. Coffee is my love language.8. Sip happens, coffee helps.9. Coffee: because adulting is hard.10. May your coffee b
1. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon2. In the blink of an eye, everything can change. 3. The only thing certain in life is uncertainty.4. Sometimes the best moments are the ones you didn't plan for.5. Life is full of surprises, embrace the unexpected.6
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the apple of my eye.3. Love you to the moon and back.4. You make my heart smile.5. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.6. You are the sprinkles on my ice cream.7. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.8. You are the peanut b
1. A horse is the projection of people's dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. - Pam Brown2. The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears. - Arabian Proverb3. A horse is poetry in motion
1. Why do bad things always happen to me?2. I never catch a break.3. I'm always the one who gets hurt.4. I'm just destined to be miserable.5. No one understands how hard my life is.6. I'm always the one left behind.7. I'm just a magnet for pain and suffering.8. I can never seem to get
1. Life is a journey, not a destination. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu3. It's not the destination, but the journey that matters. - Unknown4. The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins5. The journey is
1. Smile, it's the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.2. Happiness is a choice, choose it every day.3. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.4. Life is better when you're laughing.5. Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud.6. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in e
1. In England, it's not about the weather, it's about the attitude towards it.2. If you don't like the English weather, just wait five minutes.3. The English weather is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.4. In England, we have four seasons in one day.5. The E
1. You can't outrun a bullet.2. In the wild west, a quick draw is your best friend.3. When the gunsmoke clears, only the strong survive.4. In a town full of outlaws, trust no one but your own gun.5. The sound of gunsmoke is the language of the lawless.6. A gun in hand is worth two in the
1. If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?2. We're all born naked and the rest is drag.3. You better work!4. Sashay away.5. Don't get bitter, just get better.6. Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.7. Good luck, and don't f*** it up!8. It's not per