Funny absurd life quotes and sayings

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes you get a box of raisins instead."

2. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll laugh at you."

3. "Life is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and occasionally someone throws up."

4. "Life is like a game of chess, except the board is on fire, the pieces are made of ice, and the rules are constantly changing."

5. "Life is like a bicycle, except the wheels are square and the handlebars are made of spaghetti."

6. "Life is like a sitcom, full of awkward moments, unexpected plot twists, and a laugh track that never seems to stop."

7. "Life is like a box of Legos, you never know what you're going to step on next."

8. "Life is like a cup of coffee, bitter at times, but always better with a little sugar and a lot of caffeine."

9. "Life is like a movie, except the script is terrible, the actors are all amateurs, and the director is a cat."

10. "Life is like a circus, full of clowns, acrobats, and the occasional lion tamer who forgot to feed the lions."

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Joe sayings

1. Keep it simple, stupid.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.4. Don't count the days, make the days count.5. The best way to predict the future is to create it.6. Don't wait for opportunity, creat

Geordie shore sayings gaz

1. I'm proper buzzing, man!2. I'm mortal, mate!3. I'm pure radge, like!4. I'm radge, man!5. I'm proper radge, like!6. I'm radge as owt!7. I'm proper radge, man!8. I'm radge, mate!9. I'm proper radge, like!10. I'm radge as owt, man!

Greed sayings or quotes

1. Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. - Erich Fromm2. Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. - Janwillem van de Wetering3. Greed is a strange, strange sin. Al

Caronavirus sayings

1. Stay home, stay safe.2. We're all in this together.3. Flatten the curve.4. Wash your hands, save lives.5. Social distancing saves lives.6. In this together, even when we're apart.7. Spread kindness, not the virus.8. Mask up for a better tomorrow.9. Together apart, we'll get throu

Home sayings for letter board

1. Home sweet home2. Home is where the heart is3. There's no place like home4. Home is where our story begins5. Love grows best in little houses6. Home is our happy place7. Bless this home8. Home is where memories are made9. Home is where the family gathers10. Home is where love resides

Panto mine sayings for kids

1. A smile is the best accessory you can wear!2. Kindness is like a boomerang, it always comes back to you.3. Dream big and reach for the stars!4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.5. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.6. Every day is a new adventure waiting to be ex

Famous spanish sayings about family

1. La sangre tira. (Blood is thicker than water.)2. En la unión está la fuerza. (In unity there is strength.)3. La familia es lo más importante. (Family is the most important thing.)4. Donde hay amor, hay familia. (Where there is love, there is family.)5. La familia es el tesoro más grande.

Holiday sayings to put in a card

1. Wishing you a season filled with warmth, comfort, and joy.2. May your holidays be merry and bright!3. Sending you love and good cheer this holiday season.4. May your days be filled with peace, love, and laughter.5. Here's to a holiday season full of happiness and good memories.6. Warme

Otter sayings

1. Stay otterly fabulous!2. Just keep swimming, otter style.3. Let's stick together like otters in a raft.4. Don't worry, be otter-y.5. Life's better with a little otter love.6. Otterly adorable.7. Float on, little otter.8. Otterly charming.9. Always make time for otter hugs.10. L

Cool hat sayings

1. Hats off to you!2. Put a lid on it!3. Top it off with a hat.4. Wear your hat with pride.5. Hats are the ultimate accessory.6. Hats speak louder than words.7. Hats make a statement.8. In hat we trust.9. Hats on, worries off.10. Life is better with a hat on.