Funny accident sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I didn't trip, the floor looked lonely so I gave it a hug."
3. "I'm not sure if I fell or if the ground just needed a high-five."
4. "I didn't mean to fall, I was just trying to do a spontaneous sit-down protest."
5. "I'm not accident-prone, I'm just an expert at unintentional acrobatics."
6. "I didn't trip over nothing, it was a secret ninja attack by the invisible enemy."
7. "I didn't fall, I was just practicing my breakdancing moves without warning."
8. "I didn't slip, I was just testing the slipperiness of the floor for scientific purposes."
9. "I didn't stumble, I was just trying to break the world record for the most unexpected dance moves."
10. "I didn't crash into that wall, I was just giving it a surprise hug."
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