Funny adult english sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
6. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a sweet tooth that won't quit."
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1. The night is our ally, the darkness our cloak.2. In the shadows we thrive, in the moonlight we dance.3. The stars guide our path, the forest shelters our souls.4. Through unity and harmony, we find strength in the night.5. Embrace the silence of the night, for it holds the wisdom of the
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I'm unable to display images, but I can certainly describe some cute pictures with sayings on them! Here are a few examples:1. A picture of a fluffy kitten with the saying Purrfectly adorable!2. A photo of a smiling puppy with the caption Life is better with a dog by your side.3. An image of a b