Funny advice or sayings
1. "Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "If you can't convince them, confuse them."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
Above is Funny advice or sayings.
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Those born under the Rat sign are clever and resourceful, always finding a way to succeed.
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1. Grieve not, nor speak of me with tears, but laugh and talk of me as if I were beside you. I loved you so, 'twas heaven here with you. - Isla Paschal Richardson2. Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow.