Funny af vines sayings

1. "I ain't get no sleep 'cause of y'all, y'all ain't gonna get no sleep 'cause of me!"

2. "I do not associate with people who can't laugh at themselves."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

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