Funny afrikaans sayings and quotes

1. "Jy maak 'n berg uit 'n molshoop." (You're making a mountain out of a molehill.)

2. "Hy het 'n gat in die kop." (He has a hole in his head.)

3. "Dis soos om vir 'n bok 'n fluit te leer speel." (It's like teaching a goat to play the flute.)

4. "Sy kop is so hard soos 'n klip." (His head is as hard as a rock.)

5. "Hy is so arm, hy kan nie eers 'n gat in die water slaan nie." (He is so poor, he can't even punch a hole in the water.)

6. "Hy is so dom, hy kan nie eers 'n deur oopmaak nie." (He is so stupid, he can't even open a door.)

7. "Sy ma het hom grootgemaak met 'n skop onder sy gat." (His mother raised him with a kick under his butt.)

8. "Hy het 'n gesig soos 'n aangebrande koek." (He has a face like a burnt cake.)

9. "Hy is so stadig, hy moet sy horlosie vra wat tyd dit is." (He is so slow, he has to ask his watch what time it is.)

10. "Hy is so lus vir geld, hy sal 'n hoender met 'n houtbeen koop." (He is so greedy, he would buy a chicken with a wooden leg.)

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