Funny age 50 sayings
1. "At 50, you start to realize that the best part of your day is when you remember where you left your glasses."
2. "Turning 50 is like turning 18 with 32 years of experience."
3. "I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years of wisdom."
4. "At 50, you start to appreciate the 'early bird special' at restaurants more than ever."
5. "50 is the new 30... until you try to stay up past 9 pm."
6. "At 50, you finally understand why your parents always told you to wear a jacket."
7. "Life begins at 50... or so they say, I'm still waiting for the fun to start."
8. "I'm not 50, I'm 49.95 plus tax."
9. "At 50, you start to realize that 'going out' now means going to bed early."
10. "50 is when you start to appreciate the 'mute' button on the remote control more than ever."
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