Funny agnostic sayings

1. "I'm not sure if God exists, but I'm pretty confident that my WiFi does."

2. "I don't know if there's a higher power, but I do know that my phone battery always dies at the worst possible moment."

3. "I'm agnostic because I can't decide if I believe in a higher power or just really good luck."

4. "I may not have all the answers, but I do know that pizza is always a good idea."

5. "I'm agnostic because I'm still waiting for a sign...preferably in the form of a winning lottery ticket."

6. "I'm on the fence about religion, but I'm pretty sure that dogs are a gift from a higher power."

7. "I'm agnostic because I haven't found a religion that offers a 'snooze' button for Sunday mornings."

8. "I may not know if there's a God, but I do know that laughter is the best medicine...unless you have a broken leg."

9. "I'm agnostic because I believe in the power of uncertainty...and chocolate."

10. "I'm not sure if there's a divine plan, but I do know that life is too short to take seriously."

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