Funny agreement sayings

1. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."

2. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one of us is a little more wrinkled."

3. "We agree to disagree, but also to laugh about it later."

4. "We're on the same page, even if it's a page from a coloring book."

5. "In this relationship, we both take turns being right... and wrong."

6. "We may not always see eye to eye, but we always see the humor in it."

7. "Our agreement is like a good joke - it's better when we both get it."

8. "We're like a dysfunctional puzzle - we may not fit perfectly, but we make a hilarious picture."

9. "We're in sync, like a pair of mismatched socks."

10. "Our agreement is like a comedy routine - full of twists, turns, and plenty of laughs."

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