Funny all over it sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
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1. Wine is bottled poetry.2. In wine, there is truth.3. Wine improves with age, the older I get, the better I like it.4. Wine a little, laugh a lot.5. Wine not? Life is too short for bad wine.6. Wine is the answer. What was the question again?7. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.8. Wine
1. Feeling like a boss.2. Living my best life.3. Positive vibes only.4. Embracing the chaos.5. Grateful for the little things.6. In a state of zen.7. Radiating good energy.8. On cloud nine.9. Feeling unstoppable.10. Blessed and highly favored.
Here are some well-known sayings of Jesus from the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible:1. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. - Matthew 5:52. Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persec
1. 25 years of putting up with each other, and still going strong!2. Love is blind, but after 25 years, you start to develop a sixth sense.3. 25 years of marriage: where 'I love you' turns into 'I told you so'.4. Cheers to 25 years of love, laughter, and putting up with each other's quirks.5
I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling sad. Here are some sad sayings wallpapers that you may find relatable:1. Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like and learn to find joy in the story you are actually living.2. The pain you feel today is the strength y
1. Thursday is the new Friday.2. Make today amazing, it's Thursday after all.3. Thursday vibes: positive, productive, and powerful.4. Thursday: the perfect day to start working towards your dreams.5. Thursday - a day to be thankful for all the blessings in your life.6. Thursday: another d
1. Happy, happy, happy.2. You can't shoot a duck if you don't go.3. Work hard, play hard, pray hard.4. Faith, family, ducks.5. Fear the beard.6. That's a fact, Jack.7. Redneck logic.8. Keep it simple.9. If it flies, it dies.10. God, guns, and guts.
1. To our wonderful son-in-law, may your birthday be filled with love, joy, and all the happiness in the world.2. Happy birthday to a son-in-law who brings so much joy and laughter into our lives. We are grateful to have you as part of our family.3. On your special day, we want to thank you for
1. Wake me up when September ends.2. I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.3. I hope you had the time of your life.4. Do you have the time to listen to me whine?5. She, she screams in silence.6. I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out.7. Sometimes I give myself the
1. The darkest hour is just before the dawn.2. Midnight is the time when the masks come off and the truth is revealed.3. In the stillness of midnight, the soul speaks its deepest thoughts.4. Midnight is a time for reflection, a time to ponder the mysteries of life.5. The stars shine brighte