Funny ambiguous sayings
1. "I'm not sure if I'm procrastinating or just taking a really long break."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
4. "I'm not avoiding responsibilities, I'm just delegating them to future me."
5. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just open to all possibilities."
6. "I'm not overthinking, I'm just deeply contemplating."
7. "I'm not late, I just arrived at a different time zone."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just giving you space to miss me."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of objects around me."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating more space in my brain for new memories."
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