Funny american quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. You're my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.2. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni.3. I love you more than all the stars in the sky.4. You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.5. You're the missing piece to my puzzle.6. You make my heart skip a beat.7. I fal
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. - Unknown2. A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart. - Jonathan Swift3. Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as th
1. Cousins by blood, sisters at heart.2. A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.3. Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can't break them apart.4. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.5. Cousins are the
1. You're my person. - Meredith Grey2. It's a beautiful day to save lives. - Derek Shepherd3. Pick me, choose me, love me. - Meredith Grey4. The carousel never stops turning. - Ellis Grey5. You can't choose what stays and what fades away. - Cristina Yang6. We're adults. When did that happ
1. Gan canny - meaning to take care or be cautious2. Howay man - an expression of encouragement or disbelief3. Hinny - a term of endearment, similar to dear or sweetheart4. Whey aye man - an expression of agreement or affirmation5. Divvent be daft - don't be silly or foolish6. Gan on
1. Dance like no one is watching.2. Life is better when you dance.3. Dance is the hidden language of the soul.4. Dance is the joy of movement and the heart of life.5. Dance with your heart and your feet will follow.6. Dance is the music of the body.7. In every dance, the heart speaks.8
1. A daughter is a mother's treasure, a mother is a daughter's greatest supporter.2. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.3. A mother and daughter's love is like a circle, it has no beginning and no end.4. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be her mo
1. I'd sacrifice my last slice of pizza for you, and that's saying a lot.2. I'd give up my Netflix password for you, that's true love.3. I'd sacrifice my snooze button for you, and that's a big deal.4. I'd trade my favorite meme collection for you, that's how much you mean to me.5. I'd give
1. Knowledge is power. Get tested, know your status.2. HIV doesn't discriminate, but we can. Treat everyone with compassion and understanding.3. Spread awareness, not the virus.4. Prevention is key. Use protection, get tested, and educate yourself.5. Together, we can end the stigma and figh
1. A cat's meow is its way of saying hello.2. When a cat meows, it's like music to my ears.3. In the quiet of the night, the cat's meow can be heard.4. A cat's meow is a gentle reminder of their presence.5. Meow, the universal language of cats.6. The cat's meow is a sweet sound that bring