Funny american sayings and quotes
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not sure if I'm the good influence or the bad influence, but I'm definitely an influence."
5. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
9. "I'm so old, I remember when emojis were called 'hieroglyphics'."
10. "I'm so tired, my tired is tired."
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1. The blind leading the blind will only result in chaos and confusion.2. Following someone who is just as lost as you are is a recipe for disaster.3. Two blind men cannot guide each other to safety.4. When the blind lead the blind, they both fall into the ditch.5. Seek guidance from those
1. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.2. Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty and joy.3. A daughter is a treasure that brings love and light into your life.4. Daughters are the sunshine that brightens our days.5. A daughter is a gift of lo
1. Even a small mouse can cast a big shadow.2. When the cat's away, the mice will play.3. A mouse in the house is worth two in the field.4. Cheese it up, little mouse!5. Squeak first, ask questions later.6. Don't be a scaredy-mouse!7. Life's a maze, so be a clever mouse.8. The early m
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder is a common saying that suggests that being away from someone or something can make you appreciate them more. It implies that distance can strengthen feelings of love and longing.
Here are some quotes, sayings, and poems about the special bond between mothers and daughters:1. A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Cardinal Mermillod2. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend. - Unknown3. A
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Here are some sayings of the Promised Messiah, Hazrat Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (as):1. Love of God is the fountainhead of all wisdom and understanding.2. True faith is that which is firmly rooted in the heart and is supported by righteous deeds.3. Patience is the key to success in all matters.4. Th
1. The strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.2. A wolf does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.3. The wolf on the hill is never as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.4. The wolf may lose its fur, but not its nature.5. In the wolf's eyes, yo