Funny and gross sayings
1. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...and then throw it back up."
2. "I'm sweating like a pig in a bacon factory."
3. "That smell is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon."
4. "I'm so bloated, I feel like a balloon about to pop."
5. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
6. "I'm so gassy, I could power a small village."
7. "I feel like a sardine in a can, packed in here like a fart in a mitten."
8. "I'm sweating like a hooker in church."
9. "I'm so full, I feel like a Thanksgiving turkey about to burst."
10. "I'm as queasy as a pregnant possum on a rollercoaster."
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