Funny and sayings
Sure, here are some funny sayings for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an experimental food artist."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bring an axe.2. He who lives by the sword, dies by the axe.3. The axe forgets what the tree remembers.4. When all you have is an axe, every problem looks like a tree.5. The axe is the tool of the woodsman, but the mind is the tool of the wise man.6. T
1. Happy birthday, you magnificent troll! May your mischief-making be legendary today.2. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, pranks, and plenty of trollish fun!3. Another year older, but still as mischievous as ever! Happy birthday, you sneaky troll.4. May your birthday be as wild an
1. Believe in yourself and all that you are.2. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.3. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.4. Inhale courage, exhale fear.5. Be the change you wish to see in the world.6. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.7. She believed she could, so she d
1. You're the sweetest treat in my life.2. Our love is as satisfying as chocolate.3. You melt my heart like chocolate melts in your mouth.4. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the chocolate to my bar.5. Our love is like a candy bar - irresistible and satisfying.6. You're my favorite fl
1. Life is gouda when you have charcuterie.2. Prosciutto is my love language.3. Cheese may not solve all your problems, but it's a great start.4. I camembert to think of a world without charcuterie.5. Brie happy, eat charcuterie.6. I'm just here for the meat and cheese.7. Cheddar togeth
1. The night is a canvas painted with the twinkling stars and the glowing moon.2. In the darkness of the night, the beauty of the world shines even brighter.3. The night sky is a blanket of dreams, each star a wish waiting to be granted.4. The city lights at night are like a million fireflies
1. This is the way. - A phrase commonly used by Mandalorians to signify their commitment to their creed and way of life.2. I have spoken. - A phrase used by the character Kuiil in The Mandalorian series to emphasize the finality of his statement.3. The armor is in my family for three generati
1. You're a sweet teacher, making learning a treat!2. Thanks for being a 'bar' above the rest, teacher!3. You're the 'sweetest' teacher around!4. Teaching is your superpower, unwrap the sweetness!5. You're the reason our school day is so sweet!6. Thanks for being a 'chocolate' of knowledg
1. I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!2. I call shotgun!3. I dare you to eat that bug!4. I'm the king/queen of the world!5. No backsies!6. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!7. Tag, you're it!8. I'm a superhero, watch me fly!9. I don't
Here are some Neapolitan sayings:1. Chi dorme non piglia pesci - Those who sleep don't catch fish (meaning you have to be active to achieve success)2. A capa 'e cuollo - On the head of the neck (meaning to be stubborn or persistent)3. Avere 'o core 'e tigre - To have the heart of a tiger