Funny and witty new year sayings to make me laugh
1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
2. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
3. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions this year. I'm just going to wing it and see what happens. So far, so good!"
4. "New Year, same me. Just better at hiding my snacks."
5. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write '2022' instead of '2021' on all my checks. Let's see how long that lasts."
6. "I'm starting off the New Year with a positive attitude and a negative bank account."
7. "New Year, new me? Nah, I'm just getting a new calendar."
8. "May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... except for unwanted solicitors. Happy New Year!"
9. "My New Year's resolution is to be more organized. Let's start by finding where I put last year's resolutions..."
10. "Here's to a New Year full of new opportunities, new adventures, and new excuses for why I'm still the same old me."
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