Funny announcer sayings
1. "And he shoots, he scores! Just kidding, he missed by a mile!"
2. "She's running so fast, I think her shoes are on fire!"
3. "He's so tall, he could dunk without even jumping!"
4. "She's got more moves than a bowl of Jell-O at a dance party!"
5. "He's as cool as the other side of the pillow, but with a lot more sweat!"
6. "She's handling the ball like it's a hot potato, but she's not dropping it!"
7. "He's running so fast, I think he just lapped himself!"
8. "She's got more spins than a top on a merry-go-round!"
9. "He's got more hustle than a squirrel in a peanut factory!"
10. "She's as smooth as butter on a hot pancake, but with a lot more speed!"
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