Funny anonymous sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my snacks."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
Above is Funny anonymous sayings.
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