Funny anti valentines day quotes and sayings

1. "Who needs a Valentine when you have pizza and Netflix?"

2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than deal with you."

3. "Love is in the air? I must be allergic."

4. "Valentine's Day: the one day a year where it's socially acceptable to eat chocolate for every meal."

5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...just kidding, you're annoying."

6. "Love is in the air...try not to breathe."

7. "Valentine's Day is just a reminder that I'm still single and fabulous."

8. "I'm allergic to Valentine's Day, it makes me break out in sarcasm."

9. "Who needs a Valentine when you have a cat/dog to cuddle with?"

10. "Valentine's Day: the one day a year where you can buy yourself chocolate guilt-free."

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