Funny appalachian sayings
1. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "She's madder than a wet hen."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the hind leg off a donkey."
5. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
6. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup."
7. "I'm as happy as a pig in mud."
8. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
9. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
10. "Well, I'll be dipped in buttermilk!"
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