Funny as hell sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
Above is Funny as hell sayings.
1. Carpe diem - Seize the day2. Live in the moment3. Let go of what you can't change4. Follow your dreams5. Be the change you wish to see in the world6. Stay positive and keep moving forward7. Embrace the journey, not just the destination8. Every day is a new beginning9. Choose happ
1. I love you to the moon and back!2. I'm a big kid now!3. I'm as strong as a superhero!4. I can do it all by myself!5. I'm the king/queen of the playground!6. I have a heart full of glitter and rainbows!7. I'm a little artist in the making!8. I'm a professional toy tester!9. I'm a
1. Red, white, and blue, the colors of freedom and unity.2. Proudly waving the red, white, and blue flag.3. In the land of the free and the home of the brave, we honor the red, white, and blue.4. The red for courage, the white for purity, and the blue for loyalty.5. United we stand, under t
1. Sure, it's a grand soft day for the ducks - used to describe a rainy day in a positive light.2. He's as tight as a duck's arse - used to describe someone who is very stingy or unwilling to spend money.3. She's as fierce as a bag of weasels - used to describe someone who is very angry or agi
1. Angels are never too distant to hear you. 2. Angels are the silent whispers of love. 3. Every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings. 4. Angels are the guardians of hope and wonder. 5. Angels are the light in the darkness, guiding us towards love and peace. 6. Angels are th
1. All you need is love and a cat.2. Home is where the cat is.3. Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one.4. Love me, love my cat.5. Cats leave paw prints on your heart.6. You can't buy happiness, but you can adopt a cat and that's pretty much the same thing.7. My cat is not
1. Imagination is more important than knowledge.2. The only source of knowledge is experience.3. The important thing is not to stop questioning.4. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.5. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywher
1. Full of beans2. Fired up3. Eager beaver4. Raring to go5. Ready to rock and roll6. Bursting with energy7. On fire8. Pumped up9. High-spirited10. Gung ho
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
1. A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it.2. The mind is the root from which all things grow. If you can understand the mind, everything else is included.3. To find a Buddha, you have to see your nature. Whoever sees his nature is a Buddha.4. I