Funny as rare as sayings
As rare as a hen with dentures.
Above is Funny as rare as sayings.
As rare as a hen with dentures.
Above is Funny as rare as sayings.
1. Laughing is like jogging on the inside.2. Laughing is the best medicine, unless you're laughing for no reason, then you might need medicine.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing to the rhythm of my laughter.4. Laughing is contagious, so be a carrier.5. Laughing is the sound of the soul dan
1. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell2. True friendship is not about being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes. - Unknown3. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard4. In the cooki
1. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!2. Witch better have my candy!3. Creepin' it real on Halloween night.4. Eat, drink, and be scary!5. Boo to you from our crew!6. Fangs for the memories.7. Ghouls just wanna have fun.8. If you've got it, haunt it.9. Keep
1. The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra2. The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius3. Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Proverb4. Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Samuel Johnson5. The patriot's blood is the seed of fr
1. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke2. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don'
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.3. Birds of a feather flock together.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Actions speak louder than words.6. All good things must come to an end.7. Don't count your chickens before
1. A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.2. Nanas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.3. Nana: the heart of the family, the queen of our hearts.4. A grandmother's love is like no other, filled with warmth, kind
1. Keep on sucking!2. Suck it up, buttercup!3. Sweeten your day with Jolly Rancher!4. Indulge in the bold flavors of Jolly Rancher.5. Savor the sweetness of Jolly Rancher.6. Get your taste buds dancing with Jolly Rancher.7. Life is sweeter with Jolly Rancher.8. Unwrap a smile with Jol
1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.2. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.3. The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.4. When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examin
1. I'm a nurse, what's your superpower?2. Trust me, I'm a nurse.3. I can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it.4. Keep calm and let the nurse handle it.5. I'm a nurse, what's your excuse?6. Nursing: where even the doctors listen to us.7. I'm not just a nurse, I'm a caffeine-fueled, life-sav