Funny asian quotes sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Asian time."

2. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my ninja moves."

4. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just embracing my inner Tokyo Drift."

5. "I'm not cheap, I'm just financially savvy."

6. "I'm not a math genius, I just have a calculator for a brain."

7. "I'm not always serious, I just have resting Asian face."

8. "I'm not a karaoke star, I just like to serenade my friends."

9. "I'm not a hoarder, I just like to be prepared for any situation."

10. "I'm not always eating, I just have a bottomless stomach."

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