Funny ass sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

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Popeye sayings and quotes

1. I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam.2. I ain't a-gonna take it, and that's what I ain't gonna take.3. I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me spinach.4. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, toot toot!5. I'm one tough gazookus which hates all palookas.6. I'm strong to the finish 'cause

End of friendship quotes and sayings

1. Sometimes the only way to let go is to say goodbye. 2. Not every friendship is meant to last forever. 3. When a friendship ends, it's like a chapter closing in the book of your life. 4. The end of a friendship is not the end of the world, but the beginning of a new chapter. 5. Friendship

Non humble sayings

1. I am the best and I know it.2. I am superior to everyone else.3. I deserve all the praise and recognition.4. I am the most important person in the room.5. I am the ultimate authority on this matter.6. I am always right, no matter what.7. I am the center of attention wherever I go.8.

Love sayings in welsh

1. Cariad yw'r ateb, ac nid yw'r cwestiwn. (Love is the answer, not the question.)2. Cariad a chyfeillgarwch, dwy wahanol beth. (Love and friendship are two different things.)3. Cariad yw'r geiriau mwyaf pwysig sy'n cael eu dweud heb eu dweud. (Love is the most important words that are said wi

Short quotes sayings tattoos

1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Love conquers all3. Stay strong4. Live, laugh, love5. Be the change6. Dream big7. Find your bliss8. Live in the moment9. Choose joy10. Believe in yourself

Silverware quotes and sayings

1. Good manners start with the use of silverware. 2. Elegance is in the details, like polished silverware on a beautifully set table. 3. Silverware is the silent witness of many shared meals and conversations. 4. Using silverware is a sign of respect for the food and the company you are with.

Sayings to engrave on a compass

1. Follow your own true north.2. Adventure awaits in every direction.3. Navigate your own path.4. Let your heart be your compass.5. Explore, dream, discover.6. Find your way home.7. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.8. Seek new horizons.9. Navigate with courage and curio

Famous old time sayings

1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. All's fair in love and war.7. You can't judge a book by its cover.8. Haste makes waste.9

Creative baby shower invitation sayings

1. Join us in showering [Mom-to-be's name] with love and gifts as we celebrate the upcoming arrival of her little bundle of joy!2. Let's sprinkle some love and laughter on [Mom-to-be's name] at her baby shower, as we eagerly await the arrival of her precious little one!3. It's raining baby love

22 sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. All good things must come to an end.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Honesty is the best policy.8. When life gives you lemons, ma