Funny athlete sayings

1. "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali

2. "I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan

3. "I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count." - Muhammad Ali

4. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

5. "The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose." - Ernie Banks

6. "I've never lost a game. I just ran out of time." - Michael Jordan

7. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain

8. "I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids." - Charles Barkley

9. "The more I practice, the luckier I get." - Gary Player

10. "I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'" - Muhammad Ali

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