Funny aussie sayings

1. "Flat out like a lizard drinking" - very busy

2. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine" - not very helpful

3. "Mad as a cut snake" - very angry

4. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock" - he's a bit crazy

5. "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck" - very hungry

6. "She'll be right, mate" - everything will be okay

7. "It's like a possum in a spotlight" - feeling exposed or caught off guard

8. "Happy as a pig in mud" - very content

9. "Not the full quid" - not very smart

10. "Strewth!" - an expression of surprise or disbelief

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