Funny avuncular sayings
1. "You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family...thank goodness for that!"
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I'm not a regular uncle, I'm a cool uncle."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
6. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
7. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
8. "I'm not a grumpy old man, I'm just perpetually unimpressed."
9. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa spud."
10. "I'm not a bad influence, I'm just a good time waiting to happen."
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1. I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning runner2. Running late is my cardio3. Will run for tacos4. Running on caffeine and good vibes5. Sweat now, wine later6. Running because adulting is hard7. Running: cheaper than therapy8. I run because punching people is frowned upon9. Runnin
1. Racism is a learned behavior, and anything learned can be unlearned. 2. Racism is a disease. We should stop it before it spreads any further. 3. The only race that matters is the human race. 4. Racism is a form of ignorance that should have no place in our society. 5. We may have differe
1. You are the best gift I could ever ask for, not just at Christmas but every day of the year.2. Christmas is even more magical with you by my side.3. You make every Christmas merry and bright.4. The best part of Christmas is sharing it with you, my love.5. You are the star on top of my Ch
1. A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.2. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be her mom's best friend.3. A mother's love for her daughter is like no other love in the world.4. My mother is my rock, my anchor, my everything. I