Funny back to school sayings for teachers
1. "I teach, therefore I drink."
2. "I'm not a regular teacher, I'm a cool teacher."
3. "I'm not just a teacher, I'm a stand-up comedian in disguise."
4. "Teaching: where every day is a comedy show."
5. "I'm the reason why teachers have gray hair."
6. "Teaching: the only profession where you can say 'I need a drink' at 10 am."
7. "Teaching: because multitasking ninja is not an official job title."
8. "I'm not a regular teacher, I'm a master of chaos management."
9. "Teaching: where sarcasm is a second language."
10. "I teach, therefore I laugh (mostly at myself)."
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