Funny bad smell sayings

1. "That smell could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon."

2. "Smells like a skunk crawled up a dead raccoon's butt and died."

3. "It smells like a wet dog rolled in rotten eggs."

4. "It's like a fart in a spacesuit."

5. "Smells like a dumpster fire in a sewage treatment plant."

6. "It's so bad, it could peel paint off the walls."

7. "Smells like a dirty diaper filled with old gym socks."

8. "It's like someone microwaved a fish in the break room at work."

9. "It's so foul, it could make a maggot gag."

10. "Smells like a skunk smoked a cigar in a porta-potty."

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Kisses sayings

1. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman2. A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear; kisses are the messengers of love and tenderness. - Ingrid Bergman3. A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. - Cyrano de

Afternoon nap sayings

1. Naptime is my happy hour.2. Napping is my superpower.3. Snooze now, conquer later.4. Nap o'clock is the best time of day.5. Naptime: the ultimate recharge.6. In a relationship with my afternoon nap.7. Nap first, adulting later.8. Napping: because adulting is hard.9. Nap time, all

Don't worry sayings

1. Don't worry, everything will work out in the end.2. Don't worry, this too shall pass.3. Don't worry, you are stronger than you think.4. Don't worry, tomorrow is a new day.5. Don't worry, you've got this.6. Don't worry, take one step at a time.7. Don't worry, challenges make you stron

One year anniversary sayings for husband

1. To my amazing husband, happy one year anniversary! Here's to many more years of love and happiness together.2. Celebrating one year of marriage with the love of my life. You make every day brighter and I am so grateful to have you by my side.3. One year down, forever to go. I love you more w

Looney tunes daffy duck sayings

1. You're despicable!2. Sufferin' succotash!3. It's mine, mine, all mine!4. You're dethpicable!5. I'm rich, I'm wealthy, I'm comfortably well off!6. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!7. I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn!8. You're a despicable coward!9. I demand respect!10. I'm a gen

Sayings flutter

Like a butterfly, let your dreams take flight.

Most british sayings

1. Bob's your uncle - meaning everything is sorted or completed2. Cheerio - a casual way of saying goodbye3. Blimey - an expression of surprise or shock4. Chuffed to bits - very pleased or proud5. Taking the mickey - teasing or making fun of someone6. Gobsmacked - extremely surprised or

Chinese sayings for new years

1. 新年快乐 (Xīnnián kuàilè) - Happy New Year2. 萬事如意 (Wànshì rúyì) - May all your wishes come true3. 吉祥如意 (Jíxiáng rúyì) - Good luck and happiness4. 心想事成 (Xīnxiǎng shì chéng) - May all your wishes come true5. 年年有余 (Nián nián yǒu yú) - May you have abundance every year6. 步步高升 (Bù bù gāo shēng) - May you

Cool bday sayings

1. Aging like fine wine, getting better with time!2. Another year older, another year wiser.3. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!4. Here's to another year of fabulous you!5. May your birthday be as fabulous as you are!6. You're not getting older, you're get

Teacher shirt sayings

1. Teaching is a work of heart.2. I teach, what's your superpower?3. Teaching is my jam.4. Educator by day, superhero by night.5. Teaching is a work of love.6. Teaching: where the magic happens.7. Teaching is a journey, not a destination.8. Teaching is a work of art.9. Teaching: sha