1. "I'm a hole lot of fun!"
2. "Don't be jelly of my cream cheese."
3. "I'm on a roll!"
4. "I'm the whole package."
5. "I'm not just a snack, I'm a lifestyle."
6. "I'm the everything bagel of your dreams."
7. "I'm the breadwinner in this relationship."
8. "I'm the carb you can't resist."
9. "I'm the dough that you knead in your life."
10. "I'm not just a breakfast food, I'm a mood."
Above is Funny bagel sayings.
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Here are some grandmother sayings along with some graphics that you can use:1. A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown2. Grandmothers h
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