Funny bank sayings
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm not a bank, but I do have a lot of interest."
3. "I'm not a bank, but I can still make your savings account grow."
4. "I'm not a bank, but I can give you a loan of laughter."
5. "I'm not a bank, but I can still make deposits in the bank of friendship."
6. "I'm not a bank, but I can still give you some credit for being funny."
7. "I'm not a bank, but I can still make withdrawals from the bank of jokes."
8. "I'm not a bank, but I can still give you a good return on your investment of laughter."
9. "I'm not a bank, but I can still make you laugh all the way to the funny vault."
10. "I'm not a bank, but I can still give you a high interest rate on humor."
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